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[Post New]20/09/2007 01:44:33
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catfish2

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=p2HipedgM3I
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!

OB NAME: catfish

Record:
Wins:2707 Losses:1369 Draws:21 KO's:2660
KO RATIO: 64.92%

Titles Won: 12
Defences: 3

Best KO Ratio Based On 2000+ Wins:
1 Nigel Benn 80.26%
2 Mike Tyson 79.96%
3 Fatny 77.78%
4 Black Bear 72.43
5 john/Demonjabber/James A. Braddock 70.51
6 Here To FIght/Newguy 68.93%
7 Unstoppable 68.85%
8 Red Viper 69.78%
9 catfish 64.92% <------Sexiness prevails.
10 Reaper 64.86%

Started playing: November 15th, 2005

i eat little white boys
"i got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell"
"rofl dofl with springles on top" -words of Reaper

Don't ever forget me.

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[Post New]21/09/2007 00:08:57
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catfish2

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LOOL
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!

OB NAME: catfish

Record:
Wins:2707 Losses:1369 Draws:21 KO's:2660
KO RATIO: 64.92%

Titles Won: 12
Defences: 3

Best KO Ratio Based On 2000+ Wins:
1 Nigel Benn 80.26%
2 Mike Tyson 79.96%
3 Fatny 77.78%
4 Black Bear 72.43
5 john/Demonjabber/James A. Braddock 70.51
6 Here To FIght/Newguy 68.93%
7 Unstoppable 68.85%
8 Red Viper 69.78%
9 catfish 64.92% <------Sexiness prevails.
10 Reaper 64.86%

Started playing: November 15th, 2005

i eat little white boys
"i got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell"
"rofl dofl with springles on top" -words of Reaper

Don't ever forget me.

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[Post New]21/09/2007 00:47:39
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EDDIE54

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cat ur a lil white id





[Post New]21/09/2007 03:08:25
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Oscar

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Lmao at the cat stuck in the blinds on ur sig.


Just saw the vid, i thought it were real at the start.

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[Post New]21/09/2007 10:19:06
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Donny_king

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Seen this a while ago but still funny.
[code]
/** Call this method when you want to play OB.*/
public void playOb() {
getSomeBeers();
turnOnComputer();
loadOb();
while(moreBeers()) {
challengeSomeone();
fight();
trashTalk();
drinkABeer();
postAtForum();
}
if(sleepy) {
gotoBed();
}else {
playOb();
}
}
[/code]
ONLINE BOXING NAME = don_king_promotions


menicaha behaniclo


[code]
/** Call this method when you are dealing with users.*/
stock HandleUsers()
{
for ( new i = 0, j = GetUsers(); i < j; i ++
{
if ( !IsUserConnected( i continue;
switch ( GetUserState( i
{
case USER_STATE_SPAMMER : RemoveUserPost( i;
case USER_STATE_IDIOT : WarnUser( i;
case USER_STATE_TOUGHGUY : LaughAtUser( i;
default : IgnoreUser( i;
}
}
return 1;
}
[/code]
[Post New]21/09/2007 12:09:26
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sterlihalla

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funny display pic catfish dont tel me its u lol
Retirement but may have a few fights
1 X SUPER CHAMPION
2 x UNDISPUTED CHAMP
TITLE HISTORY: 256 DEFENSES|TITLE WINS: 90
Joined: May 20th 2007
Second greatest ko artist in OB history based on 4k wins.
QUOTES: "TELL GOD, REAPER SENT YOU"
"REAPER WILL BREAK UR FINE CHINA"
"REAPER DOESNT SLEEP, HE WAITS"
[Post New]21/09/2007 12:58:06
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Oscar

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Looks pretty normal to me.....
Oscar De La Hoya 1025 - 842

[Post New]21/09/2007 18:27:25
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catfish2

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hell ya that's me baby. and i love my looks. im better looking then any nerd iv seen on here. in fact, the only guys iv seen that don't look nerdy are like, tyrant or goldenboy.

and reaper, im not posting no pics of me posing naked for you to jerk off to. that's not my intent, im not trying to impress any of you horny boys.

girls love me by the way. wooohoooo!
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!

OB NAME: catfish

Record:
Wins:2707 Losses:1369 Draws:21 KO's:2660
KO RATIO: 64.92%

Titles Won: 12
Defences: 3

Best KO Ratio Based On 2000+ Wins:
1 Nigel Benn 80.26%
2 Mike Tyson 79.96%
3 Fatny 77.78%
4 Black Bear 72.43
5 john/Demonjabber/James A. Braddock 70.51
6 Here To FIght/Newguy 68.93%
7 Unstoppable 68.85%
8 Red Viper 69.78%
9 catfish 64.92% <------Sexiness prevails.
10 Reaper 64.86%

Started playing: November 15th, 2005

i eat little white boys
"i got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell"
"rofl dofl with springles on top" -words of Reaper

Don't ever forget me.

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[Post New]21/09/2007 18:32:25
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1 JIGSAW 1

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WOOT catfish and me are the only ones that get twat on here lol jk
[Post New]21/09/2007 18:34:30
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catfish2

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WOOOOT probably.
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!

OB NAME: catfish

Record:
Wins:2707 Losses:1369 Draws:21 KO's:2660
KO RATIO: 64.92%

Titles Won: 12
Defences: 3

Best KO Ratio Based On 2000+ Wins:
1 Nigel Benn 80.26%
2 Mike Tyson 79.96%
3 Fatny 77.78%
4 Black Bear 72.43
5 john/Demonjabber/James A. Braddock 70.51
6 Here To FIght/Newguy 68.93%
7 Unstoppable 68.85%
8 Red Viper 69.78%
9 catfish 64.92% <------Sexiness prevails.
10 Reaper 64.86%

Started playing: November 15th, 2005

i eat little white boys
"i got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell"
"rofl dofl with springles on top" -words of Reaper

Don't ever forget me.

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[Post New]22/09/2007 23:22:06
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Jens Oso

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y does everybody got a "sexy reaper" sig thats hecka messed up
OB2D:
Status: Active
Accounts: Jon Oso, Jens Oso
Gym: ChuteBoxe
Date Joined: 03-04-2007
Championships: 2 time OBF Champion and Former OBA Champion
#19 Jens Oso
OB3D:
Status: Inactive
Accounts: Jens Pulver
[Post New]23/09/2007 13:08:25
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sterlihalla

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what can i say jens they messed up kids lol.
Retirement but may have a few fights
1 X SUPER CHAMPION
2 x UNDISPUTED CHAMP
TITLE HISTORY: 256 DEFENSES|TITLE WINS: 90
Joined: May 20th 2007
Second greatest ko artist in OB history based on 4k wins.
QUOTES: "TELL GOD, REAPER SENT YOU"
"REAPER WILL BREAK UR FINE CHINA"
"REAPER DOESNT SLEEP, HE WAITS"
[Post New]23/09/2007 23:23:26
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The Great Yacoob

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And do not forget WOOOOOT The Great Yacoob a sexy black man from Springfield Massachusetts currently residing in Atlanta Georgia which is also my hometown

i love wearing pajamas to bed and pink bunny fluffy slippers while sipping hot coco and listening to Miles Davis with candle light burning and Sesame Street cookies on a platter to dip in a nice cold and refreshing glass of Milk

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
goes the cow
MOOOOOOOOOOO
goes the cow

purrrr
goes the kitten Yacoob

The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


 
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