this is what i say to those jokes. "....................."

Time for a real one. WARNING may be dirty! =P

A guy walks into a bar , sits down to have a drink.
he says to the bartender, if i show you something you have never seen before.... will you pour me a free drink?
the bartender has seen alot in his days so of course he says sure whatever. The man pulls a little man out of his pocket, and sets him on the bar. this man is like a real man walking moving not like a doll or action figure this guy was alive, only he was about 12 inches tall.
The bartender is amazed and quickly pours the man a drink. he asks the man where he got it, but the man says he cant tell him cuz its a secret. the bartender understands and leaves it be still astonished.
Then when the man finished his drink he told the bartender, if i can tell this little guy to play the piano will you pour me another drink. Sure of course says the bartender still not believing what he saw before. the man busts out a little piano, the 12 inch man sits down and starts playing Motzart and like super good. The bartender quickyl pours the man another drink and says you gotta tell me where you found this guy!!. the man says ok ok ill tell you. there is a magic lamp behind this bar, rub it and a genie will come out and grant you 1 wish.
So on his break the bartender goes to the back of the bar. he finds a lamp and rubs it. a Genie pops out and says, I will grant you 1 wish! the bartender says" I want 1 million BUCKS!!!" Granted says the genie. Now this bartender is pumped cuz he like yes, im a rich muthafucka. he goes in the bar and sees 1 million Ducks.. now hes pissed cause he doesnt have a million bucks. he goes to the man and says i think that genie has a hearing problem i asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million ducks. the man goes, yea, you think i asked for a 12 inch pianist.

long but its the best so far id say.

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