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[Post New]11/07/2006 21:25:10
    Subject: The Return Of Yacoob
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Yacoob

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After his retreat back to his hometown in Jerusalem Yacoob announced to Online Boxing that he would return to the ring
Yacoob Said:
Fellow citizens of Jerusalem (He said in Arabic) why did Yacoob put down the gloves in the first place? I shall tell you why. I was tired of being punched in the face! Whether you work as a construction worker, a McDonalds employee, or even a Shoe Shiner there comes a time in a persons life that they need a break from building houses or flipping burger patties or putting the shine on peoples penny loafers.......(He turned away from the mic so he could laugh but then he made his face serious again) Clearly you all know that I was one of the most Famous boxers that ever graced this sport and my Athleticism was unparalleled as well as my psychological games shamed many opponents in and OUT of the ring.......my footwork would make Muhammed Ali dizzy, my punches would lay out Couture so he could assume his canvas blow jobs that he does so well might i add, and my friend Serious Business will continue looking up to me since i inspire him to be a GREAT boxer like me let me tell you ladies and gentlemen!!! (He grabs the microphone from the podium and begins to walk through the crowd pointing at people and jumping up in down like a reverend) Ye Shall be saved and see the best fights you've ever seen and theres no way to gaze upon this spectacle without FIRST coming through me..........thats right! Through me is the Mercedes BENZ of big screen televisions ready for you to view and slob on your small existence as I show you the true method of being the BEST ABOVE THE BEST while the others boxers try to be the BEST OF THE BEST
Verily i tell you all that the return of Yacoob will Set fire to the Box Office and pucker up your buttholes with excitement as the seat of your pants are lit up with Propane Punches from The Online Boxing Celebrity Yacoob!
Good Gracions Golly Gosh Yacoob is Back prepare yourselves and save up some money because seeing the heat of my fights doesnt come for free!! WHOOO! I FEEL GOOD! (He leaves the room laughing his head off and just as he reaches the curtain a camera a couple of inches from him gains his attention and he puts his face right in the camera and say's:
What a Wonderful World Of Winning: A Yacoob Story
Coming to a theatre near you
(Then Leaves)
1. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

2. HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN

3. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

5. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

6. TIME FOR YOU TO GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE

7. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

8. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES. PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

9. YOU PISS OF A MONKEY POO POO

10. TIME TO SLAP YOU FAMOUS AND NAMELESS

11. YACOOB WILL TAKE YOUR DOG ASS ON A WALK DOWN KNOW YOUR PLACE AVENUE

12. YOU JUST GOT YACNOOBED

13. EVERYBODY LISTEN CLOSELY AND BREATHE IN................YOU SMELL THAT...............IT'S GREATNESS

14. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOUR AN OFFICIAL............YACOOBAHOLIC

15. THE GREAT YACOOB GIVES YOU PROPS BUT THIS IS WHERE IT STOPS

16. YACOOB JUST GIVES A NEW MEANING TO COOL
[Post New]11/07/2006 22:25:36
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I stopped reading after the 2nd line.
[Post New]11/07/2006 23:13:08
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Yacoob wrote:Verily i tell you all that the return of Yacoob will Set fire to the Box Office and pucker up your buttholes with excitement as the seat of your pants are lit up with Propane Punches from The Online Boxing Celebrity Yacoob!
(Then Leaves)


...Then you missed this great line. Paints quite a vivid picture.
[Post New]12/07/2006 06:36:02
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And here was me thinking the spammers were strange guys, jeesh how wrong was I !!
[code]
/** Call this method when you want to play OB.*/
public void playOb() {
getSomeBeers();
turnOnComputer();
loadOb();
while(moreBeers()) {
challengeSomeone();
fight();
trashTalk();
drinkABeer();
postAtForum();
}
if(sleepy) {
gotoBed();
}else {
playOb();
}
}
[/code]
ONLINE BOXING NAME = don_king_promotions


menicaha behaniclo


[code]
/** Call this method when you are dealing with users.*/
stock HandleUsers()
{
for ( new i = 0, j = GetUsers(); i < j; i ++
{
if ( !IsUserConnected( i continue;
switch ( GetUserState( i
{
case USER_STATE_SPAMMER : RemoveUserPost( i;
case USER_STATE_IDIOT : WarnUser( i;
case USER_STATE_TOUGHGUY : LaughAtUser( i;
default : IgnoreUser( i;
}
}
return 1;
}
[/code]
[Post New]12/07/2006 21:26:41
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i liked it
Im a stud.
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[Post New]13/07/2006 00:05:49
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So you come back for more beatings ey welcome back
Online Boxing Name: "TheBoss"

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[Post New]13/07/2006 21:22:02
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Bold As Love

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Who is yacoob?
O/B-Mike Tyson




I build minds... just to break them.



[Post New]13/07/2006 22:34:17
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HTF

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Bold As Love wrote:Who is yacoob?



a dreamer
~*~oOo~*~ <--- You can look but you cant touch!!!!

[Post New]15/07/2006 12:35:36
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Yacoob

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You damn right Yacoob is a dreamer and Yacoob is also a fulfillment of prophecy as i determine beforehand how i'm going to knock you out as well as what round i'm going to put you down...........face first
Listen HTF
listen well
it's that oh so familiar sound
the sound of the bell ringing and you in the blue corner and me in the red and the SCREAM OF MY FANS CHANTING MY NAME.....
YACOOB! YACOOB! YACOOB!
Rooting for me to slap you down like the hand of a reverend to cleanse you with a holy ass wippin that will MAKE YOUR ASS FAMOUS!
A slap in the face from YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
HALLELUJAH YACOOB
1. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

2. HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN

3. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

5. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

6. TIME FOR YOU TO GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE

7. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

8. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES. PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

9. YOU PISS OF A MONKEY POO POO

10. TIME TO SLAP YOU FAMOUS AND NAMELESS

11. YACOOB WILL TAKE YOUR DOG ASS ON A WALK DOWN KNOW YOUR PLACE AVENUE

12. YOU JUST GOT YACNOOBED

13. EVERYBODY LISTEN CLOSELY AND BREATHE IN................YOU SMELL THAT...............IT'S GREATNESS

14. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOUR AN OFFICIAL............YACOOBAHOLIC

15. THE GREAT YACOOB GIVES YOU PROPS BUT THIS IS WHERE IT STOPS

16. YACOOB JUST GIVES A NEW MEANING TO COOL
[Post New]15/07/2006 12:41:56
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Yacoob

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You want to know who Yacoob is well i'll tell you my jerry curl boxing co worker
Yacoob is a fresh breathe of air in this business
Yacoob is the best damn entertainer that ever graced this sport
Yacoob would slap the taste out of your mouth if you crossed him
Yacoob is a two time OBW champion
I've embarrassed boxers day in and day out when he was a newbie
i've walked the ramp walked the ring and walked on opponents faces that thought they could
COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
Most matches i've won i've danced and taunted my opponents into a beating they've never forgotten
Bold as Love you could learn something from Yacoob and learn something MamA BOLD couldn't teach you Father Bold couldn't teach you or even your grandmother Bold And Bald
Yacoob disables rookies and stars and replaces them with my shining image in the mantlepiece of many homes with the gold surrounding and the string with the square paper that say's (Pull Me) with a programmed voice that responds with the pull
Yacoob says you can't Compete with the stellar ATHLETE
HALLELUJAH YACOOB Has SPOKEN
1. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

2. HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN

3. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

5. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

6. TIME FOR YOU TO GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE

7. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

8. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES. PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

9. YOU PISS OF A MONKEY POO POO

10. TIME TO SLAP YOU FAMOUS AND NAMELESS

11. YACOOB WILL TAKE YOUR DOG ASS ON A WALK DOWN KNOW YOUR PLACE AVENUE

12. YOU JUST GOT YACNOOBED

13. EVERYBODY LISTEN CLOSELY AND BREATHE IN................YOU SMELL THAT...............IT'S GREATNESS

14. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOUR AN OFFICIAL............YACOOBAHOLIC

15. THE GREAT YACOOB GIVES YOU PROPS BUT THIS IS WHERE IT STOPS

16. YACOOB JUST GIVES A NEW MEANING TO COOL
[Post New]16/07/2006 22:43:37
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LFMAO, u a funny *****

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Im payed cause im nice, you will never ever see a day of dis life, I keep K's for the fight, so when I say give me my space, NO I dont mean a page on the site, the K's out, I'll spray out, you'll lay wit the mice. Take my advice, or lay in the river, don't you dare say my name if you aint a good swimmer.
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