Bana Banana wrote:*Bana Banana comes from behind the curtain to the podium in the conference room and nods at his women to pass out the print out of the two new quotes he came up with for Red Viper*

If there's anything that is lacking in the online boxing enviornment it is our sense of humour. We must all take great leaps of faith that entertainment will always PREVAIL over how hard one can throw a punch or even in the case of our NEW CHAMPION RED VIPER, SLITHER up another man's anus with the intent of constipating him.

*Bana Banana Stifles his laugh*

Bana Banana: Which brings me to why we are all here. I have formulated to new quotes I put together myself for you to use on Red Viper everytime he signs into the online boxing room. You are to say the following two quotes to him and than say WAHAHHAHAHAHAHH or JAJAJAJJJAJAJ at the end. Are we following?

*The online Boxing Room nods in agreement and burst out laughing as some read the quote*

Bana Banana: So please for all who have read this thread it is up to you to post the following to quotes in response with WHAHAHAHA or JAJAJAJJA after. Here is an example


Bana Banana - Red Viper Quote
1. RED VIPER DIAPERS THE NEW BUTT HUGGIES FOR ADULTS
2. ONE BITE FROM RED VIPER MAKES YOU LUST AFTER CHILDREN WITH DIAPERS

WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok? Class dismissed

BANA BANANA BABY BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY RED VIPER DIAPERS THE NEW BUTT HUGGIES FOR ADULTS

RED VIPER: YOU KNOW WHAT BANA BANANA ITS PISSING ME OFF AT THE FACT YOU PUBLICIZED MY NEW LINE OF ADULT DIAPERS FOR THOSE WITH BODILY DISORDERS SUCH AS NOT BEING ABLE TO MAKE TO THE BATHROOM IN ENOUGH TIME TO ELIMINATE WASTE! YOUR TRYING TO TAKE ALL THE CREDIT FOR WHAT I PUT MY BLOOD, SWEAT, TEARS, URINE, AND POOP IN MAKING A LONG LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT BESIDES THE TIME I MADE THE GUINESS WORLD BOOK OF RECORDS FOR HAVING BEAT MY MEAT MORE TIMES THAN ANYBODY IN THE HISTORY OF PLANET EARTH! YOU THINK YOUR SO SMART?! WELL YOUR NOT! YOU THINK YOUR SO TOUGH!! WELL YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU'VE KICKED MY BUTT SO MANY TIMES I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL THE LETTER "S" FOR SNAKE. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A ROTTING PEACE OF FLESH EATEN BY FLESH EATING MAGGOTS!!!!!! I'M SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED!!!!!!!! IM MAD!!!!!!!! ROAR LIKE A LION!!!!!!! HISS LIKE A SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ENROLLED IN THE BEAUTY PAGEANT TO WALK THE RUNWAY LIKE MY FAVORITE ACTRESS ANGELINA JOLIE I WISH I WAS PRETTY LIKE HER IF ONLY I GREW HAIR BUT UNFORTUNATELY IM BALD HEADED!!!!!!!!!!!! BANA BANANA DO YOU HAVE THE RECIPE FOR RESTORING HAIR GROWTH SO MAYBE I CAN PUT HAIR ONTO MY BALD HEAD BECAUSE IT CATCHES FROST BITE DURING THE WINTER TIME!!!!!!!!! DIE BANA BANANA!!!!!!!! I JUST FARTED AND IT SMELLS LIKE TUNA FISH MIXED WITH EGG PLANT!!!!!! WHOOO IT SMELLS!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!! IM RED VIPER DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bana Banana wrote:awww loosen up red viper it's just jokes man
lets call a truce. c'mon man. me and you are similar we both have been through lots of crap in our lives man. TRUCE?

Bana Banana wrote:Well technically we've been beefing for 4 long years so at some point we ought to stop
and if you think about it you DO tend to beat me more when we fight
and i DO tend to beat you more when we argue and making fun so we're equal

HELL NOW THAT I PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER

LETS FORM A GROUP
JUST THE TWO OF US MAN!
WE'LL TEAM UP AND TRAIN EACH OTHER AND DOMINATE THIS JOINT

THINK OF IT
YOU HAVE TWO TITLES
I HAVE TWO TITLES
IF YOU PUT OUR TWO STYLES TOGETHER YOU THE BRAWLER AND ME THE TECHNICAL ARTIST WE'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE LIKE BATMAN AND ROBIN
LIKE CHEECH AND CHONG
LIKE MICKY AND MINNIE MOUSE....................yuck..............

IM LIKE THE BRAINS AND YOUR THE BRAUN
IM THE LOUD MOUTH YOUR THE QUIET ONE
LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!

WHAT DO YOU SAY VIPER WHAT DO YOU SAY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU WITH ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mikkel wrote:I'm touched..