OB_Inside_Exclusive wrote:OB INSIDE EXCLUSIVE w/OB LEGEND RED VIPER
Thank you all for tuning into the first installment of OB Inside Exclusive. This program gives you an inside look into the games legends, champions, rumors, and more.
In today’s installment we take a close and personal look at one of OB’s Greatest Legends, Red Viper. Viper is one of the most legendary fighters to ever play this game. Like a true legend, he owns many of this game’s records, and his place in OB history cannot be denied.
OB Inside Exclusive: How are you Champ?
Red Viper: I’m ok. You think I’m a joke, huh? You do, huh?
OB Inside Exclusive: Champ? What are you talking about? We’re here to learn more about you and what makes you such a legend in this game?
Red Viper: Are you sure you don’t think I’m a joke?
OB Inside Exclusive: Champ? Are you really ok? Anyways, we here at OB Inside Exclusive are thrilled to be graced by such greatness. We have many questions we’d like to ask you. I hope you’re as thrilled as we are.
Red Viper: I guess. Just as long as you don’t think I’m a joke.
OB Inside Exclusive: You recently became a unified for the first time in your career. How great of an accomplishment was that for you?
Red Viper: I’ve been playing this game for almost 5 years and nobody gives me respect. They think I’m a joke. But it felt really good to shove it up their asses by becoming a unified champ for the first time ever. I worked hard to accomplish this. Since I began playing, I have been averaging close to 4000 hours of OB play time per year. I’m almost at 20,000 over the last 4-5 years. I played hard, stuck with it, and it paid off. So I say “fuck you” to all those people who think I’m a joke.
OB Inside Exclusive: Champ, everyone knows that to be a legend, you have to work hard. What training regimen do you use to always stay in tip-top shape?
Red Viper: Like I mentioned, I play a lot and that keeps me active. But I’ve been able to reach legendary status because every single day I follow the same routine. I wake up in the morning and drink a hot cup of coco with marshmallows followed by 2 bowls of peach oatmeal. Next, I get on the treadmill and jog for about 2 minutes. After that, I do finger stretches for 2 hours straight, and then swallow 10 raw eggs. I have to do all of this before I log on and begin playing. It’s like a ritual of greatness I do all the time. Oh yeah and when I’m online and playing, I like to drink pink Kool-Aid lemonade or Tang between rounds. Sometimes when I run out, my mom brings me refills.
OB Inside Exclusive: That’s insane Champ. Now it’s time for some questions from your most devoted fans. Kyle from England asks, “If you had a choice between spending a weekend alone with 5 Playboy bunnies or challenging for an OB title, what would you choose?”
Red Viper: That’s a very tough choice because I love this game with all of my heart. I guess I would choose the title shot because I can always find a girl in the future, but this game may not be around forever. I need to make history now while I’m young.
OB Inside Exclusive: Well that’s not what most normal guys would do but what the heck. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. Jim from Ireland asks, “What do you think is your greatest accomplishment in this game?”
Red Viper: Look at my signature.
67 time Onlineboxing Champion- all my accounts combined.
54 time champion with the "Red Viper" Account Alone
111 title defences
147 title wins in all
22- OBC
14- OBW
10- OBA
4- SA
12- OBF
2- NA
1- Tournament
1- PDP
Have a 4300+ win differential
Greatest KO Artist In OB History
One of the greatest Sluggers in OB History
The most hardworking fighter in OB
Another OB Legend
A die hard martial arts films fan
The Quest for 10,000 KO's for one account
OB Name- Red Viper
These things are all special to me. I work harder than anyone on this game. I deserve it.
OB Inside Exclusive: Alright champ, it looks like we’re out of time. Is there anything that you would like to say to all of your fans or to anyone else?
Red Viper: Yes. Don’t underestimate me you fucking faggots. I can defeat anyone in this game. In 5 years, I vow to become the greatest player ever, and finally get HOF status. I don’t care if I have to drop out of school to accomplish this.
OB Inside Exclusive: Well, you all heard it from the legend himself. He’s serious about taking it to the next level. Thanks Champ for taking timeout from your busy schedule.
Red Viper: No problem. Wait. You think I’m a joke, don’t you? I get no respect.
OB Inside Exclusive: Champ, what are you talking about?
Red Viper: You think I’m a joke. I know you do.
OB Inside Exclusive: No we don’t, Champ.
Red Viper: Are you sure?
OB Inside Exclusive: Well, that’s all the time we have. Stay tuned for the next installment of OB Inside Exclusive.