Messages posted by: Bana Banana

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE SNAKE AND BANANA BANDITS!!!!!!!!!!

ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT!!!!!!!!

In one of the biggest events of all time Edder Vs. Bana Banana went down in the history books of one of the best championship bouts of all time as the title changed hands 4 times but Bana Banana won the series. All the respect in the world goes to Edder for being even a better champion than Bana Banana.

The series turned out to be a 5-4 Victory going to Bana Banana but PLEASE a round of applause for the championship material edder!

nevermind i lost to edder
how does that happen?

Also a new DUO has been formed of me and Red Viper called the Snake and Banana Bandits!

We will dominate the title divisions in which nobody will DARE stand in our way!

ALL HAIL BANA BANANA AND RED VIPER THE SNAKE AND BANANA BANDITS!!!

WHOOO BABY YEA!!!!!!!!!!!

It is with a proud and joyous heart that I stand before you all the new and current Tournament champion of the world. After defeating and brutally decapitating BLANCO in a sexy way it is a rare occasion that sex appeal would finally grace this sport and hold the Tournament Championship of the world. With two consecutive victories over Blanco who than stormed out of the arena probably to grab a box of tissue and cry as he sat down in the ladies room to pee pee I must say that he was a formidable opponent but wasn't enough to stop the onslaught of The Great Bana Banana. Being known as the Yacoob reincarnate it is The Great Yacoob who didn't have much success but did show exception in the entertainment industry where he is now a millionaire and a Hall Of Famer in my book I have to salute him but most of all I must salute myself, my women that satisfy me in ways that would make virgins pop their cherries if they knew the things that take place in my bedroom. OH GLORY TO THE MODEL, THE HOT ROD, THE SENSATIONAL, YOUR CURRENT AND NEW TOURNAMENT CHAMPION.............BANA BANANA BABY BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAMERAS!!!!!!!!!!!! SATISFACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU FANS!!!!!!!

Patience is key for all things come to an end in time
just like the hour glass

Well technically we've been beefing for 4 long years so at some point we ought to stop
and if you think about it you DO tend to beat me more when we fight
and i DO tend to beat you more when we argue and making fun so we're equal

HELL NOW THAT I PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER

LETS FORM A GROUP
JUST THE TWO OF US MAN!
WE'LL TEAM UP AND TRAIN EACH OTHER AND DOMINATE THIS JOINT

THINK OF IT
YOU HAVE TWO TITLES
I HAVE TWO TITLES
IF YOU PUT OUR TWO STYLES TOGETHER YOU THE BRAWLER AND ME THE TECHNICAL ARTIST WE'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE LIKE BATMAN AND ROBIN
LIKE CHEECH AND CHONG
LIKE MICKY AND MINNIE MOUSE....................yuck..............

IM LIKE THE BRAINS AND YOUR THE BRAUN
IM THE LOUD MOUTH YOUR THE QUIET ONE
LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!

WHAT DO YOU SAY VIPER WHAT DO YOU SAY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU WITH ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awww loosen up red viper it's just jokes man
lets call a truce. c'mon man. me and you are similar we both have been through lots of crap in our lives man. TRUCE?
i wont break it this time. cmon. i dont want to make anybody miserable i know what its like to feel like shit man it shows me your very sensitive man and i have mad respect for sensitive people we dont have enough of them in the world. cmon man. TRUCE.

*Extends Hand*

*Bana Banana comes from behind the curtain to the podium in the conference room and nods at his women to pass out the print out of the two new quotes he came up with for Red Viper*

If there's anything that is lacking in the online boxing enviornment it is our sense of humour. We must all take great leaps of faith that entertainment will always PREVAIL over how hard one can throw a punch or even in the case of our NEW CHAMPION RED VIPER, SLITHER up another man's anus with the intent of constipating him.

*Bana Banana Stifles his laugh*

Bana Banana: Which brings me to why we are all here. I have formulated to new quotes I put together myself for you to use on Red Viper everytime he signs into the online boxing room. You are to say the following two quotes to him and than say WAHAHHAHAHAHAHH or JAJAJAJJJAJAJ at the end. Are we following?

*The online Boxing Room nods in agreement and burst out laughing as some read the quote*

Bana Banana: So please for all who have read this thread it is up to you to post the following to quotes in response with WHAHAHAHA or JAJAJAJJA after. Here is an example

Bana Banana - Red Viper Quote
1. RED VIPER DIAPERS THE NEW BUTT HUGGIES FOR ADULTS
2. ONE BITE FROM RED VIPER MAKES YOU LUST AFTER CHILDREN WITH DIAPERS

WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok? Class dismissed

BANA BANANA BABY BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY RED VIPER DIAPERS THE NEW BUTT HUGGIES FOR ADULTS

RED VIPER: YOU KNOW WHAT BANA BANANA ITS PISSING ME OFF AT THE FACT YOU PUBLICIZED MY NEW LINE OF ADULT DIAPERS FOR THOSE WITH BODILY DISORDERS SUCH AS NOT BEING ABLE TO MAKE TO THE BATHROOM IN ENOUGH TIME TO ELIMINATE WASTE! YOUR TRYING TO TAKE ALL THE CREDIT FOR WHAT I PUT MY BLOOD, SWEAT, TEARS, URINE, AND POOP IN MAKING A LONG LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT BESIDES THE TIME I MADE THE GUINESS WORLD BOOK OF RECORDS FOR HAVING BEAT MY MEAT MORE TIMES THAN ANYBODY IN THE HISTORY OF PLANET EARTH! YOU THINK YOUR SO SMART?! WELL YOUR NOT! YOU THINK YOUR SO TOUGH!! WELL YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU'VE KICKED MY BUTT SO MANY TIMES I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL THE LETTER "S" FOR SNAKE. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A ROTTING PEACE OF FLESH EATEN BY FLESH EATING MAGGOTS!!!!!! I'M SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED!!!!!!!! IM MAD!!!!!!!! ROAR LIKE A LION!!!!!!! HISS LIKE A SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ENROLLED IN THE BEAUTY PAGEANT TO WALK THE RUNWAY LIKE MY FAVORITE ACTRESS ANGELINA JOLIE I WISH I WAS PRETTY LIKE HER IF ONLY I GREW HAIR BUT UNFORTUNATELY IM BALD HEADED!!!!!!!!!!!! BANA BANANA DO YOU HAVE THE RECIPE FOR RESTORING HAIR GROWTH SO MAYBE I CAN PUT HAIR ONTO MY BALD HEAD BECAUSE IT CATCHES FROST BITE DURING THE WINTER TIME!!!!!!!!! DIE BANA BANANA!!!!!!!! I JUST FARTED AND IT SMELLS LIKE TUNA FISH MIXED WITH EGG PLANT!!!!!! WHOOO IT SMELLS!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!! IM RED VIPER DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh how cute Red Viper feels good about himself for the first time in his life because his GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT in his entire life is capturing two Titles at the same time after 40 years of playing online boxing!

WAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh boy here it comes my favorite part!!!! Red Viper's Response to my Insult! EVERYBODY GET READY FOR A GOOD LAUGH!!! OH BOY!!!

RED VIPER: GOTDAMMIT BANA BANANA I KNOW YOUR YACOOB SO STOP TRYING TO PLAY THIS BANANA ACT YOU SICKLY PIECE OF CRAP. YOUR MORE SOUR THAN HORSERADISH!! I'LL END YOUR PATHETIC LIFE BANA AS IN OUR COUNTLESS SERIES IM ALWAYS OWNING YOU. YOUR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER CAPTURED TWO THREE LETTER WORDS CALLED OBA AND OBF MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD DOESN'T IT TO MAKE FUN OF A SNAKE THAT PLAYS ONLINE GAMES! WELL LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU! I'M A HUGGIES HALL OF FAME MASTER! THAT'S RIGHT NOBODY WEARS A DIAPER BETTER THAN ME ON THE FACE OF THE FREAKIN PLANET!!! THAT'S RIGHT! I'M A LEGEND OF NOT HAVING BEEN PROPERLY POTTY TRAINED AND STILL AM REQUIRED TO WEAR AND PISS AND POOP IN MY HUGGIES VIPER DIAPER! YOUR NOBODY BANA BANANA THAT'S RIGHT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PLAY AS MANY HOURS AS I CAN! YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME RETIRE HAVE YOU?! NO WAY!!!!!! BECAUSE I QUITE FRANKLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER ELSE TO DO WITH MY TIME EXCEPT MASTURBATE TO INNOCENT CAMBODIAN CHILDREN THAT ARE UNABLE TO WEAR CLOTHING BECAUSE A LACK OF RESOURCES! AND WHEN IT COMES TO GAMING STATISTICS I'M A GENIUS BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU EVERYBODY'S WIN TO LOSS RATIO, THEIR HIGHS AND LOWS, AND THEIR PERCENTAGES!!! FOR EXAMPLE!
*RED VIPER PULLS OUT HIS RED VIPER HUGGIES NOTEPAD*
RED VIPER: THE FOLLOWING IS ABOUT YACOOB'S RISE TO FAME! DO YOU KNOW THAT YACOOB'S RISE TO FAME AND LEGACY OUTDATED ALL THE ACCOMPLISHED HALL OF FAMERS BECAUSE OF HIS FAMOUS QUOTES, AND OF COURSE LETS NOT MENTION HIS WITTY RHYMES AND DISSES THAT ANGERED EVEN THE BEST OF US! MY GOD I CAN REMEMBER THE TIME YACOOB FIRST CALLED ME GAY BOY.....WELL U KNOW THE NAME I WAS SOOOO ANGERY AND UPSET I HAD TO FETCH MY MOTHERS NIPPLE SO I COULD NURSE BEFORE I HAD A SERIOUS PANIC ATTACK! WHOO! ANYWAY IM GETTING OFF OF THE SUBJECT HERE! BANA BANANA IM THE CURRENT CHAMPION AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT ROCKY WILL BE SUFFERING AT THE HANDS OF THE SNAKE MAN RED VIPER BECAUSE I PLEDGE TO CRAWL SO FAR UP HIS ANUS HE'LL THINK HE'S CONSTIPATED AND HIS STOMACH WILL BLOAT SO BADLY HE'LL HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM OUT OF HIS MOUTH FOR I AM GAY BOY RED VIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BANA BANANA? MOVING ON TO ONLINE BOXING STATISTICS DID YOU KNOW THAT THE RATIO OF WINS TO LOSSES OF ALL PLAYERS IN THE DEGREE OF CALCULUS MULTIPLIES TO THE POWER OF 5 DIVIDE THAT INTO 16 CARRIED OVER TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF 4.......LETS SEE HERE GIVE ME A MINUTE.....
*RED VIPER SLITHERS TO HIS CALCULATOR AND TYPES IN THE EQUATION LOOKING VERY FOCUSED*
RED VIPER: GIVES US THE TOTAL OR SUM OF 23 PERCENT TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF 98 WHICH EQUALS 2,350!!!!!! MAN I'M TELLING YOU MATHEMATICS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SCANTILY CLAD NAKED WOMEN AND GOING OUT HAVING A SOCIAL LIFE IM TELLING YOU!!!! AND VIDEO GAMES ARE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BETTER THAN MUSIC, WOMEN, TRAVELING AROUND THE WORLD, AND WORKING TO MOVE OUT FROM YOUR PARENTS HOME! SO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE BANA!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!! ROAR LIKE A LION!!!!!!!!! HISS LIKE A SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE BITE FROM RED VIPER TURNS YOU ONTO CHILDREN WITH DIAPERS!!!!!!!!

OB2D FOREVER BABY YEA!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOO!!!
IM SO PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH YEA I MAKE MYSELF LOOK BETTER THAN BETTER!!!!!!!!!!

Bana Banana BABY BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT WAS A SHORT LIVED VICTORY BUT BANA BANANA WILL BE DISPLAYING CHAMPIONSHIP PERFORMANCES IN THE NEAR FUTURE
TITLE HOLDERS WATCH OUT THERE'S MORE TO COME AFTER THESE BANANA MESSAGES!!!!

WHOO!!
YEA!!
GOD I LOVE ME!!!
OH YEA BABY BANA BANANA BABY BOOM!!!!!!!!

I say ban him because those of us who worked hard knocking the spit out of peoples mouths have to lose our rank because he keeps padding and getting rank 2 or rank 1 its rediculous
in my opinion

but than again he says he has access to a school computer lab with hundreds of computers so banning him may be to no avail
BUT i still recommend getting rid of the loser

I want my title shot

Be cautious of those belts because IM COMIN FOR ALL 4 BABY WHOOO!!!

GOD ITS SO EASY BEING BANA BANANA BABY BOOOOM!!!!

WHOOO YEA WHERES THE LADIES?!!!!!!!

YEA!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!