Messages posted by: Guru Yacoob

oh yea i forgot
make sure you can compare him to a fat pig

here's the link to his picture with him and his MOTHER HAHAHHAHA she looks like a pig on high heels trying to be TALL!!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!
HHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=71147532&albumID=0&imageID=61124

Next up let me give you guys a picture of ANOTHER PIG and tell me if you can tell the difference between JOHNATHAN AND PIGS that don't know how to talk YET.

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?_adv_prop=images&imgsz=all&imgc=&vf=all&va=pigs&fr=yfp-t-501&ei=UTF-8

NOW we can see why Ms. Piggy is so happy to have a man like him!!!

http://philsaudio.com/images/Ms%20Piggy%20Jackson.jpg

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!! OH MY GOD IM LAUGHING HARDER THAN I'VE EVER LAUGHED BEFORE!!!!!!

see u in august JOHNNY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KERMIT THE HOG!!!!

wait until i get back i bet you'll still be on online boxing PLAYING YOUR HEART OUT!!! hahahahhahahahhahahahahha
Oh yea and when i get back i'll bring some Ultra Slim Fast and some Celery Bars
lmmfao
Mr. PIGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OINK OINK OINK OINK!!!
Your PINK LIKE A PIG 2!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA OINK OINK OINK OINK!!!
hahahhaahhah OINKEY OINKEY!!!!!
my stomach hurts!!! oh god!!!!! this is so funny
wait until i get back!!! im going to laugh my ass off at you!!! hahahhahahah
when i get back i want to hear that you at least lost 10 pounds ok?
sweaty ankle boy! hahahhahahah!!
AUGUST MAN!! AUGUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok this is my last message until i get back!!!! hhahahahhaha! GOD this is going to be fun!!!!
Just shut up and think about losing weight, growing up, and doing something with your hair you always cover up with a hat!! hahahha!!!
hahahaahhahahahhahha HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO
oh god
oh god
my stomach!!!!
OINK OINK OINK!!!!! Everybody call serious business Mr. Piggy from now on ok?!
hahahhhahah!
Or you can do a remix with a pig and a frog and call him
KERMIT THE HOG!!! LMMFAO@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Guru Yacoob is here to serve the people of online boxing with spiritual wisdom and ONE person that can't seem to get it right is serious business AKA JOHNNY THE POOH BEAR AKA JOHNATHAN AKA MR. PIGGY
IM DOING THIS FOR YOU SON
BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME AND IM GOING TO HAVE TO DEMONSTRATE THAT I WAS TAKING A BREAK BUT NOW I HAVE TO TEACH YOU A LESSON

I MEAN YOU ACTUALLY ARE TRYING TO BEEF WITH THE MASTER OF DISASTER? I'M YACOOB U DUMB IDIOT. I INVENTED BEEF IN THE FORUMS ON HERE.

SO PAY ATTENTION EVERYBODY AND READ. MARK MY WORDS YOU WILL NOT SEE ME UNTIL AUGUST. AND HE SAY'S I CAN'T GET GIRLS EITHER........................SO IM GOING TO HAVE A LINK OF ME AND A GIRL KISSING ON THE LIPS WHEN I GET BACK.

why are you wasting my time little boy?
I can't tell the difference between a potato and your face
speaking of couch potatoes at your age you shouldn't be that fat which is why your so short and it concerns me, (your health and all), that you DEFINATELY have HIGH CHOLESTOROL.. hahahhahahahhahhahhahah
it would be better to online boxing, better to life, and a favor to GOD that you let your blood pressure rise so that you can rest in PEACE.
Better Yet
if your so normal let's see you JOG 1 MILE with all that fat and Pulp you carry around with you everyday without it Sagging and dragging on the ground you fat little PIGLET!!! MATTER OF FACT....let's see you drop down and give me 20 push ups without breaking a sweat...LMMFAO....matter of fact i bet you couldn't RUN AROUND YOUR BLOCK 1 TIME WITHOUT FEELING LIKE YOUR GOING TO HAVE A HEAR ATTACK!! HAHAHHAHAH you talk about me being a couch potato? Man i've jogged 4 miles in 90 degree weather my friend. The last thing i am is a couch potato! hahahahhahahahhahahah. As fat as you are your exercise is trying to eat as many TWINKY's you can stuff in your mouth at one time!! hahahha...

lmmfao
MS. Piggy finally found her SOULMATE!!!

hahahahhahaahhahahhahahahhahahaahaha
i may be 23 but something i've done time after time again is DOING what I WANT TO DO BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GROWN UPS DO
hahahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahah

Here let me demonstrate for you JOHNNY THE POOH BEAR
Because i'm grown and can stay on the computer for long hours as well as GO wherever i want im going to give you a demonstration of MANHOOD

Im going to leave Online Boxing for 6 Months and Come back and make fun of you because BY THAT TIME I KNOW YOU'LL STILL BE PLAYING THIS GAME and BY THAT TIME im going to post a picture of my sexy new girlfriend so you can see WHY YACOOB WILL ALWAYS BE THE GREAT ONE (EVEN THOUGH HE IS NOW A GURU) WHY HE WILL ALWAYS BE THE SHOWSTOPPER, AND WHY HE WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR AMERICAN IDOL.
AND THAT I WAS TAKING A BREAK FROM GIRLS LIKE I WAS TELLING YOU BUT YOU DON'T LISTEN. YOUR HARD HEADED. LMMFAO!!!

FAT SLOB!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! EVEN CHOPPER OWNED YOU!! CAN'T YOU SEE NOBODY LIKES YOU??? I CHANGED MY OLD YACOOB INTO GURU TO HELP LITTLE FAT PIG LOOK ALIKES LIKE YOU MATURE. IM DOING THIS SINCE YOUR ABSENT FATHER COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THE DAY YOU WERE BORN. SO YOU'LL NOW BE KNOWN AS JOHN A MORE MATURE NAME THAN JOHNATHAN AND WILL BE KNOWN AS MY SON.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
OH YEA AND THIS SUMMER, (SON), IM GOING TO SIGN YOU UP FOR FAT CAMP!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
PEACE OUT EVERYBODY!! SEE YOU IN AUGUST!!!!!!!