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The Great Yacoob
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The Great Yacoob not knowing what it was that brought about this feeling he had to act upon but it seemed to be the right thing to do seeing to it that his career had been one of Cunning, Decieving, and Pure Evil. The Great Yacoob decided that for once he'd do something worthwhile and come to the aid of a Dominant fighter that had all the odds stacking up against him. Though The Great Yacoob had monumental hatred for this SUMBIT*H Yacoob couldn't help but defend justice when justice was needed.
The Great Yacoob was on CNN in regaurds to all the consipracies and Drama that surrounded this fighter and Yacoob decided to tell everybody he would be defending this man in court.
The Great Yacoob was in front of the cameras and said:
GREATNESS HAS ENTERED. Now hear me Peasants of PLANET EARTH. The Great Yacoob comes to the aid of a promising fighter that has been charged with taking FINGER STEROIDS, CAFFEINE PILLS, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, SEXUAL SUPPRESANTS SO THAT THE CRAVING FOR THE FEMALE PASSAGE WOULD NOT HINDER HIM FROM BECOMING CHAMPION!
The reporters talk all at once in a great chatter causing The Great One to cover his ears and shout
The Great Yacoob: SILENCE!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT GREATNESS. You will be called upon OR YOU WILL BE SLAPPED FAMOUS AND MAKE ONE MILLION DOLLARS SINCE A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!
ALL THE REPORTERS SHOUT ALL AT ONE TIME EVEN ONE WOMAN SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS.
YACOOB STEPS FROM BEHIND THE PODIUM AND SAY'S
The Great Yacoob: BLESS YOU CHILD! (AND SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF HER MOUTH AND ONE MILLION DOLLARS FALLS ONTO THE WOMAN WHICH STARTS A REPORTER BATTLE ROYAL TO FIGHT OVER THE MONEY)
The Great Yacoob: Let's take this to the court!!
In court The Online Boxing Community puts the odds against Fatny who is the defendent of his position charged with taking FINGER STEROIDS, CAFFIENE PILLS, AND SEXUAL SUPPRESSANTS.
The Great Yacoob: Hello Judge Mathis how are you my old friend?
Judge Mathis: Im doing fine COOB how are you my friend?
The Great Yacoob: Still slapping people famous and nameless. Would you care for one?
Judge Mathis: (Whispers) not right now....but uh....after court i could use the extra million dollars..hahahah
The Great Yacoob: I CALL FATNY TO THE STAND!
Fatny hobbles out like Gollum to the booth and is sworn in By The Great Yacoob
The Great Yacoob: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth SO HELP YOU YACOOB?
Fatny: I swear
The Great Yacoob: Please have a seat. Fatny The Great Yacoob has known you for 2 plus years now wouldn't you agree?
Fatny: Yes sir.
The Great Yacoob: Yes sir?
Fatny: Sorry. Yes Great ONE.
The Great Yacoob: Better. Fatny wouldn't you also agree that The Great Yacoob used to whip your ass more than anybody in this game at one point until you became a FINGER STEROID TAKING, CAFFEINE PILL POPPING, OVER THE COUNTER DRUG ABUSING SUMBIT*H?
Fatny: But i thought you were here to defend my.....
The Great Yacoob: SILENCE IN THE NAME OF YACOOBISM!!!!!!!!!
Fatny: (Puts his head down in shame)
The Great Yacoob: The Great Yacoob would like the judge to disregaurd that last statement The Great One just made.
Judge Mathis: Granted
The Great Yacoob: The Great Yacoob would like to call THE GRIM REAPER TO THE STAND!
The Grim Reaper who tried to be Yacoobs personal ass wiper excitedly jumps up like it was The Price is Right.
The Grimp Reaper runs to Yacoob with open arms to give him a hug but Yacoob pulls his hand back as far as it will go and SLAPS THE SH*T OUT OF REAPER SO HARD only A SINGLE DOLLAR FALLS ONTO HIS FACE
The Great Yacoob: (Laughing says) I just wanted to do that secruity please escort Reaper back to hell thank you.
The Great Yacoob turning back to Fatny: Now Fatny it is now a known fact that there IS GREAT evidence stockpiled against you that points out incriminating evidence that you INDEEED ARE A NO LIFE, COMPUTER ADDICT, THAT HAS GIVEN UP FEMALE PASSAGE IN ORDER TO BECOME DOMINANT IN THIS SPORT AND THE GREAT YACOOB IS TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW THAT YOU MUST END YOUR WAYS AND TAKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR!!!!!!
Fatny jumps up: NO NO NO!!! Yacoob you said you were defending me man why is that YOU'VE DECIDED TO
The Great Yacoob: (PUNCHES FATNY) SIT DOWN!!!!!!!! THE GREAT ONE IS HELPING YOU IN FACT THE GREAT YACOOB IS DOING MORE FOR YOU THAN YOU'D DO FOR YOURSELF WHICH IS WHY HE'S DECIDED TO ORDER THE COURT TO BAN FATNY FROM THIS GAME FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR TO RECOLLECT THE PIECES OF HIS ALREADY TATTERED LIFE SO THAT HE WILL FIND SOME SENSE OF PEACE AND NOT BECOME GLUED BEHIND THE COMPUTER FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!! ALL THOSE IN FAVOR SAY AYE!!!!!!!!!
THE ONLINE BOXING FIGHTERS IN ATTENDANCE SHOCKED SAY: AYE!!!
REAPER POPS HIS HEAD UP FROM THE FLOOR FROM HELL AND SAY'S: HEY!!!!
THE GREAT YACOOB WALKS OVER AND STOMPS ON HIS HEAD AND YOU CAN HEAR REAPER'S VOICE TRAIL OFF AS HE FALLS INTO THE ABYSS.
JUDGE MATHIS: (LAUGHING SO HARD CAN BARELY HIT THE ANVIL ON THE DESK AND JUST SAY'S) FATNY BANNED FOR A YEAR.
(AND LEAVES THE COURT ROOM STILL HOWLING IN LAUGHTER
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY HAPPY NOW? YACOOB TOLD YOU'D HE COME TO THE AID OF THE COMMUNITY!!!
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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist
*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*
1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC
7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED
8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER
9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS
10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!
11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS
12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!
14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB
TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,
OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns
Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times
Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.
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04/08/2007 10:21:19
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Seriously... how much time do you spend writing and coming up with these stories?
I mean...
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OB ID: Unpredictable
OB Champion: 0 times.
Join Date: unknown
Class: B++
Status: ACTIVE
Aggressive Style: Power slugging, precision punching
Defensive Style: Counter attack, the stupid Ray Jhonsson defence
Gym: none
Sig Style: Unpredictable
Ducks: None
Rivals: Boxa, Larry Holmes
Punching bags: Reaper
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04/08/2007 11:59:50
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sterlihalla
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NO LIFE THERE YAC00B
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Retirement but may have a few fights
1 X SUPER CHAMPION
2 x UNDISPUTED CHAMP
TITLE HISTORY: 256 DEFENSES|TITLE WINS: 90
Joined: May 20th 2007
Second greatest ko artist in OB history based on 4k wins.
QUOTES: "TELL GOD, REAPER SENT YOU"
"REAPER WILL BREAK UR FINE CHINA"
"REAPER DOESNT SLEEP, HE WAITS"
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04/08/2007 17:00:35
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Ray Johnson
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This guy has time to kill.
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04/08/2007 19:55:53
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The Great Yacoob
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JEALOUSY FROM PEASANTS!!!
YACOOB LOVES IT!!!!!!!
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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist
*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*
1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC
7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED
8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER
9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS
10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!
11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS
12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!
14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB
TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,
OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns
Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times
Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.
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04/08/2007 20:11:57
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The Great Yacoob
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The Rock didn't die you idiot it would've been all over the news by now
do you know how much money news agencies would make from the death of the SECOND IN LINE TO GREATNESS THE ROCK!!??
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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist
*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*
1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC
7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED
8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER
9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS
10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!
11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS
12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!
14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB
TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,
OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns
Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times
Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.
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06/08/2007 18:06:37
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catfish2
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i'm dead sexy
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SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!
OB NAME: catfish
Record:
Wins:2707 Losses:1369 Draws:21 KO's:2660
KO RATIO: 64.92%
Titles Won: 12
Defences: 3
Best KO Ratio Based On 2000+ Wins:
1 Nigel Benn 80.26%
2 Mike Tyson 79.96%
3 Fatny 77.78%
4 Black Bear 72.43
5 john/Demonjabber/James A. Braddock 70.51
6 Here To FIght/Newguy 68.93%
7 Unstoppable 68.85%
8 Red Viper 69.78%
9 catfish 64.92% <------Sexiness prevails.
10 Reaper 64.86%
Started playing: November 15th, 2005
i eat little white boys
"i got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell"
"rofl dofl with springles on top" -words of Reaper
Don't ever forget me.
 
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07/08/2007 07:29:58
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Oscar
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So this is why Fatny vacated the titles O.O
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Oscar De La Hoya 1025 - 842
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09/03/2009 21:57:27
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Professor
Joined: 06/10/2006 18:19:47
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Rofl, finger steroids!
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OBID: ProfsBack
Status: Active
Multiple OB champ
I took Fatny's streak. 7/1/2008
Offensive Style: Power Puncher/ KO Artist
Defensive Style: Lean Spam
OB Master of Styles
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10/03/2009 04:27:07
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Paul Dion
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The Great Yacoob wrote:The Great Yacoob: (PUNCHES FATNY) SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!
This made me smile. 
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- Paul Dion Junior: W320 L165 (KO319)
- Join Date: 2006
- Status: Active
- 7 time OBW World Champion
- 3 time OBC World Champion
- 1 time OBF World Champion
- 1 time Tournament World Champion
- Style: Elusive Defence and Counter Punch
- Signature Punch: The Dion Double Hook
- Signature Taunt: The Dion Crouch and Point
- Paul Dion Promotions record: 5-7
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10/03/2009 15:04:59
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Fatny
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10/03/2009 17:16:40
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Bana Banana
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS CLASSIC!
I REMEMBER THIS FROM LAST YEAR! LMFAO!!!!!!!
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK?!
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Newcomer to the Online Boxing world Bana Banana is from the Golden Tropics a new island found with an abundance of gold. The island is able to cultivate and create gold from scratch with an ancient technique mastered over 10,000 years ago. Boxing is the biggest sport on the island and is said to have originated on the island. The colors of the country is Gold and Black. Bana Banana son of Bonanza Banana trained his son to win an undefeated streak of 10-0 in the Tropic Island boxing league. Bana Banana heard of the Online Boxing Corporation and decided to approach Mikkel Kessler for a contract and signed a 1,000 fight Career deal. With an unorthodox style originating from his native land it should be a spectacle to see what is to come from this fighter.
Quotes:
1. BANA BANANA BABY BOOM!!!!!
2. LIGHTS......CAMERA.....SATISFACTION!!
3. NOW THAT WAS TRULY GLAMOROUS
4. BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA!!!!
5. LET THE BANG BEGIN!!
6. YOU CUP OF CAT CA CA
7. BANANA NUTMEG SOAP A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE
8. TIME FOR A BANA BANANA BEATING
9. YOUR ASS JUST GOT PEELED
OB Title History
OBA Championship - 1 Time
Defeated - Nigel Benn
OBF Championship - 1 Time
Defeated Larry Holmes
OBC Championship -
OBW Championship -
Tournament Championship - 5 Times
Defeated - BLANCO, Edder, and Popeye
Current Enemies:
1. Pest Control Rocky Marciano
2. Penis Boy Apollo Creed
3. Alter Ego The Schizo
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10/03/2009 17:51:12
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Ray Johnson
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Bana Banana wrote:LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS CLASSIC!
I REMEMBER THIS FROM LAST YEAR! LMFAO!!!!!!!
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK?!
Prof did.
I actually read this, it's pretty funny.
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11/03/2009 08:24:24
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Donny_king
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Tron suit lmao, I mean really how nutty do you have to be to wear something like that and what the hell is going on with the size of that guy in the steriods pic, that's edited yeah ?!?!
You defo have a talent for findings these crazy pics Fatny !
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[code]
/** Call this method when you want to play OB.*/
public void playOb() {
getSomeBeers();
turnOnComputer();
loadOb();
while(moreBeers()) {
challengeSomeone();
fight();
trashTalk();
drinkABeer();
postAtForum();
}
if(sleepy) {
gotoBed();
}else {
playOb();
}
}
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ONLINE BOXING NAME = don_king_promotions
menicaha behaniclo
[code]
/** Call this method when you are dealing with users.*/
stock HandleUsers()
{
for ( new i = 0, j = GetUsers(); i < j; i ++
{
if ( !IsUserConnected( i continue;
switch ( GetUserState( i
{
case USER_STATE_SPAMMER : RemoveUserPost( i;
case USER_STATE_IDIOT : WarnUser( i;
case USER_STATE_TOUGHGUY : LaughAtUser( i;
default : IgnoreUser( i;
}
}
return 1;
}
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