OB Inside Exclusive w/One of OB's Most Controversial Figures, Dick E. Boon

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OB Inside Exclusive w/One of OB's Most Controversial Figures, Dick E. Boon

Thank you all for tuning into the second installment of OB Inside Exclusive. This program gives you an inside look into the games legends, champions, rumors, and more.

In today’s installment we take a close and personal look at one of OB’s Great Champions, The Notorious Skirt Chaser, Dick E. Boon. Dick is one of the most colorful and controversial fighters to ever play this game. Although we had a handful of telephone connection issues during the interview, it was quite a pleasure catching up with him.

OB Inside Exclusive: How are you Dick?

Dick E. Boon: I’m great. It’s good to be alive!

OB Inside Exclusive: Well, let’s get down to business. How’s this game treating you these days?

Dick E. Boon: Hello? I couldn’t hear you. I’m having bad connection problems. Could you please repeat the question?

OB Inside Exclusive: Sure. How’s this game treating you these days?

Dick E. Boon: Ok, I can hear you now. You know, like most, I have my ups and downs. However, I like to think of myself as an old veteran that can always upset anyone on my best days.

OB Inside Exclusive: You’ve been champ many times. It’s almost like a monthly routine for you. What are your future goals in this game?

Dick E. Boon: At this point, I would love to one day become undisputed champ, but none of these goons want to fight me. They’re always dishing out excuses.

OB Inside Exclusive: Yes, you’ve been quite a controversial figure in this game. Do you think you would earn more respect if you had a better connection?

Dick E. Boon: Fuck the connection! It’s not like my ping is as bad as Reaper’s or 1000 or something. People just hate fighting me because they’re inferior to me. That’s the plain truth.

OB Inside Exclusive: No offense, but you don’t think it’s unfair that everyone is used to playing at a ping of 0-140, but then you come along with your 180-200 ping?

Dick E. Boon: It’s nothing but an excuse. I don’t hear them complain when they beat me.

OB Inside Exclusive: Good point. Dick, now we move on to the portion of the program where the fans get to ask you anything they’d like. Matt from London asks, “How did you get the name Dick and what does Boon mean?"

Dick E. Boon: (chuckles before answering) If I were given a nickel for every time I’ve been asked that question, I’d be a millionaire. Without getting too graphic, I earned that nickname during my college days. I was quite a hit with the ladies always chasin’ skirts. My friends started calling me that because they said that in college I was learning more about how to use my dick as opposed to how to recite literature or how to work a difficult math equation. The “Boon” part I modified for this game. The second part of my nickname is “Bootie” because I was always chasin’ tail and I’m an ass man. Refer to my signature. I loves me some ass.

OB Inside Exclusive: Don’t we all?

Dick E. Boon: I’d like to think that, but many males are swinging the other direction these days.

OB Inside Exclusive: We don’t have to get into that. For the sake of our readers, let’s not. Next question. Chris from Montreal asks, “How old are you Dick?”

Dick E. Boon: I’m young enough to keep chasin’ tail and old enough that I’d rather keep my age a secret.

OB Inside Exclusive: Jorge from Spain asks, “Did you sleep with the woman in your signature?”

Dick E. Boon: Seeing that this interview will be posted all over the internet, I’d rather not kiss and tell.

OB Inside Exclusive: Oh come on, even I’m curious to know. Please do share.

Dick E. Boon: I’ll give you a hint. Didn’t I say I was an ass man?

OB Inside Exclusive: You sure did. So does that mean you did sleep with her?

Dick E. Boon: Do flies like shit? Does Superman fly? Do I really need to spell it out?

OB Inside Exclusive: We get the picture. If she’s in Dick E’s sig, she’s tasted Dick E’s twig.

OB Inside Exclusive: Last question. Abe from Minnesota asks, “When are you going to get a better connection?”

Dick E. Boon: Here we go again with the stupid connection questions. You know what, Abe? Fuck you. Not all of us have the greatest technology. So what if I play this game on a Commodore 64 with a mouse on a wheel powering my system. It works, doesn’t it? I’m sick of bitches like you. Now you got me all worked up! By the way, little Dickie (Dick's mouse) doesn't appreciate this! He works damn hard!

OB Inside Exclusive: Alright Dick, it looks like we’re out of time. Is there anything that you would like to say to all of your fans or to anyone else?

Dick E. Boon: What? We’re losing connection? Repeat the damn question.

OB Inside Exclusive: Is there anything that you would like to say to all of your fans or to anyone else?

Dick E. Boon: For all of your whiners, stop making excuses. And for the ladies, party’s at my place. Email me at: dickebootiedutchbradpitt@hotmale.com for the address and directions.

OB Inside Exclusive: Well, that’s all the time we have. Thank you for your time Dick, and folks, stay tuned for the next installment of OB Inside Exclusive.

If she’s in Dick E’s sig, she’s tasted Dick E’s twig. Alright Dick, l

lmfap!! me next please!!

Dick E. Boon is the man! I haven't heard from you in ages how are you doing man? I hear Columbia is dangerous this time of year take it easy bro and stay safe. I wouldn't want the FARC to get a hold of you.

Good post but I was disappointed not to see any talk about lag

Ray Johnson wrote:Good post but I was disappointed not to see any talk about lag

You're correct. The interview was previously edited and now the full "uncensored" version has been posted to maintain authenticity.

Nice one, made me laugh.

Maybe with some more media attention Iam able to get some more big fights.

I was hoping Paul Dion could set up some career defining fights for me but so far he only lets me in as a substitute.

Ehh most conterversial as of now goes to..drum roll please?
Red Viper ! lol many people dont like him and theres always a verbal war in his posts.

"If she's in Dick E's sig, she's tasted Dick E's twig." Classic. haha