Ladies and Gentlemen it is true that YOURS TRULY BANA BANANA has suffered a handfull of defeats from those who are lesser in value as a HUMAN BEING than MYSELF. Yes it's true. But hell every so often when your winning 12 to 20 fights in a row your bound to lose one or two fights. With every fight there should come a simple "GF" correct? But not with Alter Ego The Schizo or Pest Control Rocky Marciano or Penis Boy Apollo Creed. One day Bana Banana was sitting around minding his own business chatting with 6 of his girlfriends when all of a sudden this figure pops out of the GARBAGE CAN and screams at the top of his lungs "ROOOOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "SCREAM" "ROAR" "YELL" "CRASH" "BANG"
"FART" "BURP"

Me and my girlfriends sat there wide eyed looking at this Cup of Cat Ca Ca in his Incredible Hulk attire with one eye between his eyebrows, one eye under his lips and a BIG PENIS pointing from the center of his forehead!

Ladies and Gentlemen let me tell you when you look at something so disgusting that has dreams of becoming a celebrity and you'd rather STARE AT RATS PROCREATING THAN LOOK AT THIS HIDEOUS MONSTROSITY you'd UNDERSTAND WHAT WE WERE GOING THROUGH!

FIRST OFF!

Bana Banana asked this creature of the night WHAT IN THE BANANA SMOOTHIE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY LOCKER ROOM?

Alter Ego The Schizo: ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bana Banana: Ok here let me put it in a language you might understand better. Bana Banana goes and fetches a big bucket of garbage and dumps it on Alter Ego The Schizo's head and slaps the crap out of his face and INSTANTLY THE BEAST BEGINS TO SPEAK.

Alter Ego The Schizo: Bana Banana i beat you twice today. ROAR!!! I hate you because you have more women than i've ever had in my life. BURP!! Your record makes my record is the equivalent of a Busta Rhymes album versus the Backstreet Boys Live in concert!!

Bana Banana: Well if you've noticed that AT LEAST besides looking like the rear end of somebody's ass that was burnt, sliced, and shot you at least have a small piece of microscopic brain left in that BIG EMPTY SPACE YOU CALL A HEAD!!!

Alter Ego The Schizo decides to walk closer

Bana Banana decides to grab a BIG HUGE BAR OF BANANA NUTMEG SOAP and threatans to rub it on Alter Ego the Schizo's skin.

Alter Ego runs to the wall and crawls up suprisingly like a spider not slipping or even showing a sign of slipping hissing and drooling all over the floor

Bana Banana: Listen here you Spider Monkey if Bana Banana so much as Feels your HOT DRAGON SERPENT BREATHE ON HIS SKIN HE'S GOING TO GRAB A FRESH HOT BUCKET OF WATER AND DIP THIS BANANA NUTMEG SOAP IN THE BUCKET AND MAKE SURE IT'S BUSTING SUDS AND MAKING BUBBLES AND GOING TO DUMP IT ALL OVER YOU AND MAYBE WASH AWAY WHAT I HOPE IS A REDICULOUS HALLOWEEN COSTUME INSTEAD OF HAVING A HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME BODY!!!!

One of Bana Banana's ladies fetches a Bana Cellular phone

Bana Banana: Thank you my sweet slut. *Dials to pest control*

Pest Control: Hello Pest Control this is Rocky Marciano.

Bana Banana: Yes this is BANA BANANA and i'm calling abo....

Pest Control Rocky Marciano: BANA BA..NA....THE BANA BANANA HIMSELF?!!! 5 TIME TOURNAMENT CHAMPION?!!!!! 1 TIME OBA CHAMPION AND 1 TIME OBF CHAMPION!!!! The ONE THAT DID IT IN UNDER 200 WINS LIKE THE GREAT YACOOB THE YOUNGEST OBW CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!!!!

Bana Banana: Yes now listen up....

Pest Control Rocky Marciano: Oh man i saw the way Alter Ego beat you that night man I saw his friend Apollo Creed massaging his balls every round that gave him an energy or inspiration i think they have something going on..

Bana Banana: yes well...

Pest Control Rocky Marciano: You know what i think I think tha....

Bana Banana: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU IDIOT!!! I HAVE ALTER EGO THE SCHIZO HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE CEILING BY HIS SPIDER WEB WILL YOU GET YOUR PEST CONTROL ASSES DOWN HERE AND THROW THIS THING INTO A RAT CAGE!!!!!

Pest Control Rocky Marciano: Stop yelling at me im sensitive Bana i mean im....

Bana Banana: Rocky Marciano is that you? What the hell is the champion doing answering calls and cleaning animal crap and scrapping bugs off of floors.

Pest Control Rocky Marciano: Well since I dont have any fans and none of the women want to flock to me since you have them all i'm the first ever ONLINE BOXING CHAMPION THATS BROKE!

Bana Banana: WELL MAYBE IF YOU LISTENED TO BANA BANANA YOU WOULD'VE GOTTEN LAID BY NOW BUT YOU GET YOUR GUM SCRAPING ANT HILL KILLING BROKE CHAMPION ASS DOWN TO THE BANA BANANA LOCKER ROOM OR YOU'LL BE BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN FROM APOLLO CREED IN A MINUTE!!! GOT IT?!

Pest Control Rocky Marciano: SIR YES SIR BANA BANANA SIR.

Bana Banana: GOOD BOY! AND TELL YOUR MOTHER I SAID HEY THE SEX WAS GREAT LAST NIGHT.

Pest Control Rocky Marciano: What?

Bana Banana: *Hangs Up*

Pest Control Rocky Marciano:

Bana Banana's second girlfriend grabs a water hose and hands it to Bana Banana. Bana Banana laughs and looks at Alter Ego who decides to get closer to pounce and rape all of them

Bana Banana: I WARNED YOU! TURN IT ON!!! *The water sprays BANANA NUTMEG SOAP ALL OVER THE GHASTLY CREATURE AND DIRT AND SNOT AND BOOGERS AND DOOKEY AND PISS AND VOMIT AND HERPES AND AIDS AND CRABS AND HIV AND GHONORREAH START DRIPPING OFF OF HIS BODY ONTO THE FLOOR*
GOOD LORD YOUR FILTHY!!!!!!!!! Everybody RUN BEFORE YOU CATCH AN STD!!!!

Bana Banana and his girlfriends run out of the locker room and just before they're out and Alter Ego The Schizo can follow Bana Banana throws a grenade into the locker room and Blows Alter Ego The Schizo and all the STD's known to man into Kingdom Come!

Apollo Creed comes after the fire dies down and looks at Alter Ego's body.
Apollo Creed: NOOOOOO!!! WHOSE PENIS AM I GOING TO PLAY WITH NOW?!!!!
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BANA BANANA BABY BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOO BABY YEA!!!

NOW THAT ASS IS MINE ALTER EGO THE SCHIZO, PEST CONTROL ROCKY MARCIANO, AND PENIS BOY APOLLO CREED SINCE YOU DECIDED TO MAKE A FEUD WITH ME YOU JUST SIGNED YOUR DEATH SENTENCE!!!

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