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Fatny
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The rumors and the accusations were right, you finally all got me to reveal my true face...
I am the creator of the Ken Norton. It is my greatest invention, my disciple and my slave. Without me, he is nothing.
I couldn't teach the Ken Norton some of the more advanced Fatny skills and it is still somewhat linear and slow. But the program is becoming more intelligent by the hour, it is becoming sharper and nearing perfection, even if it does not look like it. We are entering a new era in OnlineBoxing.
Feel the wrath of the Automaton!
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20/11/2011 19:25:55
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toosmooth
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You aren't even funny. Try again. Only a stan would find any of this remotely humorous.
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20/11/2011 19:49:28
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Fatny
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Derision? An unexpected type of reaction and at 2 minutes and 50 seconds, a very prompt one. It is frightening.
The defense mechanisms are working.
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21/11/2011 03:51:20
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Mikkel
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But Fatny is a bot inventet by me ! never imagined it would get this far, now it has invented its own bot !?!?!
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22/11/2011 12:38:13
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The Great Yacoob
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Yacoob - A self made bionic artificial intelligence with inifinite potential, fused with a human spirit, a life like exoskeleton, personality with vast amounts of compartmentalized memory enabling distinctions of various walks of life. A woman's dream and every man's nightmare.
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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist
*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*
1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC
7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED
8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER
9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS
10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!
11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS
12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!
14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB
TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,
OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns
Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times
Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.
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22/11/2011 19:54:50
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Fatny
Joined: 13/09/2006 16:09:36
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Mikkel wrote:But Fatny is a bot inventet by me ! never imagined it would get this far, now it has invented its own bot !?!?!
...Dad??!?
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22/11/2011 19:56:40
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Surj
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Fatny wrote:
Mikkel wrote:But Fatny is a bot inventet by me ! never imagined it would get this far, now it has invented its own bot !?!?!
...Dad??!?
LMAO!!!!! :rofl :rofl
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Record: (All Accounts)
1777-2077-36 1595 KO's
Title History: (All Accounts)
OBW: 9x with 11 def
OBA: 1x with no def
Europe: 13x with 8 def
"Surj AKA The Sickness, has been here longer than you"
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23/11/2011 07:42:09
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The Great Yacoob
Joined: 28/02/2007 11:11:56
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loool gud 1 fat neck
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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist
*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*
1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC
7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED
8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER
9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS
10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!
11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS
12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!
14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB
TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,
OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns
Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times
Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.
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Mr.Oizo
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Ahahahahha you guys are all fucking hilarious can I jump into bed with u all or is it full?
Fatny wrote:The rumors and the accusations were right, you finally all got me to reveal my true face...
I am the creator of the Ken Norton. It is my greatest invention, my disciple and my slave. Without me, he is nothing.
I couldn't teach the Ken Norton some of the more advanced Fatny skills and it is still somewhat linear and slow. But the program is becoming more intelligent by the hour, it is becoming sharper and nearing perfection, even if it does not look like it. We are entering a new era in OnlineBoxing.
Feel the wrath of the Automaton!
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