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19/06/2007 16:09:53
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The Great Yacoob
Joined: 28/02/2007 11:11:56
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First off it feels good to be back after a ONE DAY Retirement The Great Yacoob enjoyed his stay in the solomon islands and it's beautifal beaches complete with a lovely beach house, strippers, and a delicious cup of Mango Juice.
As for Rocky Marciano and Pilipinas let The Great Yacoob keep this funny, short, and sweet
Starting with the sumbitch Rocky Marciano. You're pretty damn good at this game. Your gang members love you, your rivals hate you, and your bed is jealous because you spend more time sitting in your computer chair than you do catching up on rest and preparing for a REAL DAY OF LIFE. Let me tell you something and listen well. Rocky Marciano though you take such a cherished name of a man that not only held titles, not only got MORE WOMEN than you, your father, Grandfather, and GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER have seen in their pathetic virgin lives having birthed each other through Sperm Donations, BUT also was respected. You on the other hand have respect from a bunch of comic book junkies that would turn down a date to attend a Silver Surfer comic book signing by some Pedafile dressed up in a costume!!! HAHAHAHAHH MATTER OF FACT THE GREAT YACOOB IS ALMOST SURE THAT ANGER YOU DIRECT AT HIM IS FROM FRUSTRATION OF HAVING BEEN IN THE LAP OF A SANTA CLAUSE IMPOSTER!!!
What is The Great Yacoob talking about???? Would you like him to explain?
Sometime back The Great Yacoob remembers when you said that a man approached you when you were a little boy while you were pulling your wagon and your apple for the teacher to school. A man dressed in a santa clause suit came from the shadows and said he'd take you to the North Pole. But since you were a little boy you didn't realize that when he brought you to his house with Reindeer statues and elves with lights in their heads and christmas lights on the windows that inside it wasn't the NORTH POLE.......NO!!! It was the inside of a pedafiles HOME!!!! so when you sat on his lap and he told you Rudolph the red nose reindeer stories while you sat on his lap making christmas wishes you fell asleep. And when you woke up you weren't sleeping on a SAUSAGE you were sleeping on a PAIR OF BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Next up Pilipinas
You're stupid, an idiot, you suck, and you masturbate to fitness videos of women.
end of story thank you
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 19/06/2007 16:16:19
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The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist
*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*
1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC
7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED
8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER
9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS
10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!
11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS
12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!
14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB
TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,
OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns
Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times
Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.
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19/06/2007 17:48:53
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Rocky Marciano
Joined: 19/03/2007 18:04:56
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Just lol
Just for the record I am done with the trash talking Yacoob. We can feud and all but lets try to be civil please.
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- OB Accounts: Rocky Marciano plus too many alts
- Join Date: 2007
- Status: Retired for now. Logs on every now and then just to troll.
- OB Class: A+++++ Elite and yes you got it right a FIVE STAR Elite.
- Goals: Been there, seen that, done it all so none other than reaching 1000 fights (on an alt) with above 90% win percentage I have been hunting after ever since joining OB2D.
- Titles won: too many to remember
- Title defenses: too many to remember
- Best win streak 132 wins in a row in total.
- Style: Very technical when needed to. Other than that force ko for the win!
- Signature Punch: The Rocky Marciano combo (now also available without french fries).
- Signature Taunt: Letting opponent recover back to full healt before KOing him for good.
- Weakness: Fatny, the king of OB2D
- Career highlights: Been there and done it all but yes there is one little thing that rises above all titles and such: making Reaper quit after I tkoed him 16 times in a row all inside first two rounds. We were supposed to box 100 times
- Quotes: "I just TKoed you 16 times in a row Reaper. What's the matter? Can not make is past first two rounds? Did I make you quit? Why so silent all of sudden? Oh I just made you STFU "
- Stupid nickname given by other players: Mini Fatny.
- Words of wisdom: Styles make fights. Sometimes even HOF caliber fighters lose to inferior boxers due to this fact. Everyone has their rythm and once you get inside that rythm, you will make life hell for that person (in the ring).
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20/06/2007 02:51:39
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PILIPINAS
Joined: 28/04/2007 05:28:04
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The Great Yacoob wrote:First off it feels good to be back after a ONE DAY Retirement The Great Yacoob enjoyed his stay in the solomon islands and it's beautifal beaches complete with a lovely beach house, strippers, and a delicious cup of Mango Juice.
As for Rocky Marciano and Pilipinas let The Great Yacoob keep this funny, short, and sweet
Starting with the sumbitch Rocky Marciano. You're pretty damn good at this game. Your gang members love you, your rivals hate you, and your bed is jealous because you spend more time sitting in your computer chair than you do catching up on rest and preparing for a REAL DAY OF LIFE. Let me tell you something and listen well. Rocky Marciano though you take such a cherished name of a man that not only held titles, not only got MORE WOMEN than you, your father, Grandfather, and GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER have seen in their pathetic virgin lives having birthed each other through Sperm Donations, BUT also was respected. You on the other hand have respect from a bunch of comic book junkies that would turn down a date to attend a Silver Surfer comic book signing by some Pedafile dressed up in a costume!!! HAHAHAHAHH MATTER OF FACT THE GREAT YACOOB IS ALMOST SURE THAT ANGER YOU DIRECT AT HIM IS FROM FRUSTRATION OF HAVING BEEN IN THE LAP OF A SANTA CLAUSE IMPOSTER!!!
What is The Great Yacoob talking about???? Would you like him to explain?
Sometime back The Great Yacoob remembers when you said that a man approached you when you were a little boy while you were pulling your wagon and your apple for the teacher to school. A man dressed in a santa clause suit came from the shadows and said he'd take you to the North Pole. But since you were a little boy you didn't realize that when he brought you to his house with Reindeer statues and elves with lights in their heads and christmas lights on the windows that inside it wasn't the NORTH POLE.......NO!!! It was the inside of a pedafiles HOME!!!! so when you sat on his lap and he told you Rudolph the red nose reindeer stories while you sat on his lap making christmas wishes you fell asleep. And when you woke up you weren't sleeping on a SAUSAGE you were sleeping on a PAIR OF BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Next up Pilipinas
You're stupid, an idiot, you suck, and you masturbate to fitness videos of women.
end of story thank you
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!
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""All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him..."
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