Messages posted by: Bana Banana

Ladies and Gentlemen it is true that YOURS TRULY BANA BANANA has suffered a handfull of defeats from those who are lesser in value as a HUMAN BEING than MYSELF. Yes it's true. But hell every so often when your winning 12 to 20 fights in a row your bound to lose one or two fights. With every fight there should come a simple "GF" correct? But not with Alter Ego The Schizo or Pest Control Rocky Marciano or Penis Boy Apollo Creed. One day Bana Banana was sitting around minding his own business chatting with 6 of his girlfriends when all of a sudden this figure pops out of the GARBAGE CAN and screams at the top of his lungs "ROOOOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "SCREAM" "ROAR" "YELL" "CRASH" "BANG"
"FART" "BURP"

Me and my girlfriends sat there wide eyed looking at this Cup of Cat Ca Ca in his Incredible Hulk attire with one eye between his eyebrows, one eye under his lips and a BIG PENIS pointing from the center of his forehead!

Ladies and Gentlemen let me tell you when you look at something so disgusting that has dreams of becoming a celebrity and you'd rather STARE AT RATS PROCREATING THAN LOOK AT THIS HIDEOUS MONSTROSITY you'd UNDERSTAND WHAT WE WERE GOING THROUGH!

FIRST OFF!

Bana Banana asked this creature of the night WHAT IN THE BANANA SMOOTHIE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY LOCKER ROOM?

Alter Ego The Schizo: ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bana Banana: Ok here let me put it in a language you might understand better. Bana Banana goes and fetches a big bucket of garbage and dumps it on Alter Ego The Schizo's head and slaps the crap out of his face and INSTANTLY THE BEAST BEGINS TO SPEAK.

Alter Ego The Schizo: Bana Banana i beat you twice today. ROAR!!! I hate you because you have more women than i've ever had in my life. BURP!! Your record makes my record is the equivalent of a Busta Rhymes album versus the Backstreet Boys Live in concert!!

Bana Banana: Well if you've noticed that AT LEAST besides looking like the rear end of somebody's ass that was burnt, sliced, and shot you at least have a small piece of microscopic brain left in that BIG EMPTY SPACE YOU CALL A HEAD!!!

Alter Ego The Schizo decides to walk closer

Bana Banana decides to grab a BIG HUGE BAR OF BANANA NUTMEG SOAP and threatans to rub it on Alter Ego the Schizo's skin.

Alter Ego runs to the wall and crawls up suprisingly like a spider not slipping or even showing a sign of slipping hissing and drooling all over the floor

Bana Banana: Listen here you Spider Monkey if Bana Banana so much as Feels your HOT DRAGON SERPENT BREATHE ON HIS SKIN HE'S GOING TO GRAB A FRESH HOT BUCKET OF WATER AND DIP THIS BANANA NUTMEG SOAP IN THE BUCKET AND MAKE SURE IT'S BUSTING SUDS AND MAKING BUBBLES AND GOING TO DUMP IT ALL OVER YOU AND MAYBE WASH AWAY WHAT I HOPE IS A REDICULOUS HALLOWEEN COSTUME INSTEAD OF HAVING A HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME BODY!!!!

One of Bana Banana's ladies fetches a Bana Cellular phone

Bana Banana: Thank you my sweet slut. *Dials to pest control*

Pest Control: Hello Pest Control this is Rocky Marciano.

Bana Banana: Yes this is BANA BANANA and i'm calling abo....

Pest Control Rocky Marciano: BANA BA..NA....THE BANA BANANA HIMSELF?!!! 5 TIME TOURNAMENT CHAMPION?!!!!! 1 TIME OBA CHAMPION AND 1 TIME OBF CHAMPION!!!! The ONE THAT DID IT IN UNDER 200 WINS LIKE THE GREAT YACOOB THE YOUNGEST OBW CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!!!!

Bana Banana: Yes now listen up....

Pest Control Rocky Marciano: Oh man i saw the way Alter Ego beat you that night man I saw his friend Apollo Creed massaging his balls every round that gave him an energy or inspiration i think they have something going on..

Bana Banana: yes well...

Pest Control Rocky Marciano: You know what i think I think tha....

Bana Banana: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU IDIOT!!! I HAVE ALTER EGO THE SCHIZO HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE CEILING BY HIS SPIDER WEB WILL YOU GET YOUR PEST CONTROL ASSES DOWN HERE AND THROW THIS THING INTO A RAT CAGE!!!!!

Pest Control Rocky Marciano: Stop yelling at me im sensitive Bana i mean im....

Bana Banana: Rocky Marciano is that you? What the hell is the champion doing answering calls and cleaning animal crap and scrapping bugs off of floors.

Pest Control Rocky Marciano: Well since I dont have any fans and none of the women want to flock to me since you have them all i'm the first ever ONLINE BOXING CHAMPION THATS BROKE!

Bana Banana: WELL MAYBE IF YOU LISTENED TO BANA BANANA YOU WOULD'VE GOTTEN LAID BY NOW BUT YOU GET YOUR GUM SCRAPING ANT HILL KILLING BROKE CHAMPION ASS DOWN TO THE BANA BANANA LOCKER ROOM OR YOU'LL BE BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN FROM APOLLO CREED IN A MINUTE!!! GOT IT?!

Pest Control Rocky Marciano: SIR YES SIR BANA BANANA SIR.

Bana Banana: GOOD BOY! AND TELL YOUR MOTHER I SAID HEY THE SEX WAS GREAT LAST NIGHT.

Pest Control Rocky Marciano: What?

Bana Banana: *Hangs Up*

Pest Control Rocky Marciano:

Bana Banana's second girlfriend grabs a water hose and hands it to Bana Banana. Bana Banana laughs and looks at Alter Ego who decides to get closer to pounce and rape all of them

Bana Banana: I WARNED YOU! TURN IT ON!!! *The water sprays BANANA NUTMEG SOAP ALL OVER THE GHASTLY CREATURE AND DIRT AND SNOT AND BOOGERS AND DOOKEY AND PISS AND VOMIT AND HERPES AND AIDS AND CRABS AND HIV AND GHONORREAH START DRIPPING OFF OF HIS BODY ONTO THE FLOOR*
GOOD LORD YOUR FILTHY!!!!!!!!! Everybody RUN BEFORE YOU CATCH AN STD!!!!

Bana Banana and his girlfriends run out of the locker room and just before they're out and Alter Ego The Schizo can follow Bana Banana throws a grenade into the locker room and Blows Alter Ego The Schizo and all the STD's known to man into Kingdom Come!

Apollo Creed comes after the fire dies down and looks at Alter Ego's body.
Apollo Creed: NOOOOOO!!! WHOSE PENIS AM I GOING TO PLAY WITH NOW?!!!!
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BANA BANANA BABY BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOO BABY YEA!!!

NOW THAT ASS IS MINE ALTER EGO THE SCHIZO, PEST CONTROL ROCKY MARCIANO, AND PENIS BOY APOLLO CREED SINCE YOU DECIDED TO MAKE A FEUD WITH ME YOU JUST SIGNED YOUR DEATH SENTENCE!!!

WELL SAID MIKKEL THE NEW STAMINA SYSTEM IS HERE TO STAY AND BOXA THOUGH I LOVE YOU SUGAR CAKES YOUR MY BROTHER I WHIPPED YU THREE TIMES IN A ROW AND AFTER YOUR LOSS TO ME IN A FAIR AND SQUARE GANG BANG OF COMPETITION YOU BEGAN TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE STAMINA SYSTEM! WAITING FOR YOUR OPPONENT TO TIRE OUT IS A CHEAP WAY OF WINNING WHY NOT BE ABLE TO THROW MILLIONS OF PUNCHES ON END WHERE YOU AND YOUR OPPONENT CAN FEEL UP ON EACH OTHER'S HOT BODIES TO DETERMINE WHO IS TRULY WORTHY OF BEING CONSIDERED TOUGH HUH?
WHOO! BOXA STOP THE HATING! MIKKEL YOUR A GENIUS! BANA BANANA IS A LADIES MAN! CATFISH IS MY SEXY DOUBLE DRAGON TWIN! FEMALES AND SHEMALES ARE THE ROOT TO MY POWER!

WHOO!
GOT DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BANA BANANA BABY BOOM!!!

Donny Boy Burger King (old name i gave you back in our rivalry days remember?lol) and Gay Johnson please put a lid on it for christ sakes! lol
Got dammit how much longer are you going to recycle each other's previous posts for new attacks leave it be someone must YIELD.

Reaper I have a serious question to ask you.....Did it ever occur to you that while you are worried about me and Rocky that your position as being the undead Leader of Darkness is currently being unattended you might want to go back into the pits of Hell to check up on them before they break something expensive.

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hilarious is it that time of the month?!
LMFAO!

THIS POST IS CLASSIC!!

BANA BANANA BABY BOOM!!!!

Ok that's confusing seeing to it that i beat you twice defending my title
I don't make alts
Yacoob is dead i keep telling you all this i retired that fighter he's old

Bana Banana is my new character with new quotes and a new path to walk on

Thanks
Your fresh summer fruit
Bana Banana

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS CLASSIC!
I REMEMBER THIS FROM LAST YEAR! LMFAO!!!!!!!
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK?!

NO! Keep it the same I LOVE IT!

BANA BANANA BABY BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Walks over to Paul Dion*

Well sure Paul wow it actually is my honor to meet one of sports most famous news reporter for the Online Boxing Publication

*Shakes his hand*
*The camera crew gets a good shot of them both as Bana Banana smiles and puts his fist to Paul's chin in a playful pose*

Bana Banana: Well it was great to meet you I was hoping to get an interview someday to let all my millions of fans out there know what its like being an Online Boxing warrior and the pain and suffering we put our bodies through in order to become what we are today. It is aboslutely amazing that behind The Great Yacoob my biggest idol of all time may he rest in peace was my top and most favorite fighter of all time and the YOUNGEST OBW CHAMPION in the history of the sport having captured it under 200 wins in his career beating Fernando Vargas I still remember jumping up and down in my room screaming as he was holding the title. And I never thought leaving my hometown I would come to the online boxing world and become The Youngest fighter and First rookie to almost become a Grandslam Champion.

Take Care my friend and dont let the ladies rape you on the way out!

PLEASE SAVE YOUR APPLAUSE
It is with a heavy heart as we mourn the loss of our dear friend popeye a moment of silence as he is no longer the champion...............................

BANA BANANA BABY BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOOO!!!!!!

FEELS GOOD TO HOLD THE GOLD ONCE AGAIN TO BE A NOW 5 TIME TOURNAMENT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA BABY YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't know Triangles could speak.............strange..............and able to hold conversations...........whoever you are please and Bana means PLEASE stop TAKING X Pills ok?

Now that was WELL SAID REDNECK!
That was truly sexiness!

well i like shemales
so what?

I fought whoever wanted to fight me if you look at my record sterilahahahahahhahahah or whatever you call yourself NOB it is I who is the victor in 90 percent of my fights
and to my knowledge weren't you supposed to be retiring back to the pits of darkness my dark reaper toilet paper?

Now please return to the darkness from whence you came because your darkening a bright and sun shiney day.

Bana Banana backs down from nobody and Popeye you'll be surprised has improved quite a bit I am very impressed by his showmanship regaurdless of his cowardice
PLUS
it is just the tournament championship anyway that i've now held 4 times
now on to bigger and better things

Mikkel I ask you does that mean he is to be stripped of his championship?

I want my belt
i'd rather you strip him of his belt and myself and him fight in a best 2 of 3 battle to determine the Undisputed Tournament Champion of the world!

What do you say Mikkel?

Deep down you know this will boost your ratings as a sexy man like myself walks down the aisle without the gold and the anticipation of all my fans knowing when I leave after i've mauled Popeye the sailor man by shoving a can of spinach so far up his........................
Sign the contract Mikkel make it official strip him!

If you notice Popeye and Myself are 3-3 altogether for our total number of fights last night

SO I say make it a Pay Per View Event a Tournament Championship Bout after stripping him which will force him out of hiding of a 2 out of 3 match to determine whose taking that Gold.

Regaurdless the Tournament Championship is rightfully mine OR at least I deserve the match Popeye the sailor man owes me. If I am defeated I accept my loss with honor BUT so far i'm still standing.

Lets do this!

It is sad that a man is a coward and cannot face his opponent with honor and courage. I give out qualifying matches to avoid people that may BEAT me and not give a rematch and to also determine if they have the right stuff to defeat a champion. Popeye made it through the qualifying match. He than went on to beat me for the title in which he defended and I than beat him. Than we fought again and he beat me and than no rematch. So mikkel we've all heard this story before. What are the legal issues regaurding this situation. Him being stripped of his belt and pitting us against one another to determine the ultimate Tournament Champion of the World?

Please fill me into the details of how to handle this situation professionally.

Thank You,
Bana Banana